August 2012
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Person: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*
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thesavagesalad:
today you may be feeling sad and gloomy and your hair may not be as beauteous as it usually is but at least you never bought a Kony 2012 kit
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When people ask if i want to hang out after school...
most-awkward-moments:
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WHEN A GUY STARTS TALKING ABOUT HIS EX
howdoiputthisgently:
I’M LIKE:
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You’ll meet her. She’s very pretty, even though sometimes she’s sad for many...
– Pan’s Labryrinth (via bloodisthenewblackk)
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aboutmaleprivilege:
Male privilege is not being expected to shrink into as small a space as possible when another person takes the seat next to you on the bus.
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okmom:
smoke me out, eat me out, and get the fuck out
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i kissed a girl wearing a cross around her neck her lips didn’t taste like church but her hips felt like god i wonder what her pastor would have thought i wonder if that cross around her neck meant more to me than it does to her.
An Atheist On A Date, Author Unknown
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deerpong:
“Cuddleuppets are your two most favorite things rolled up into one! A blanket that cuddles! And a puppet that plays!”
The only thing rolled up here is the fat blunt these blankets blazed 5 minutes ago
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hannabarbarian:
what do you mean tupac isn’t on the seven dollar bill.
and what do you mean there’s no such thing as a seven dollar bill.
this day just keeps getting worse.
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Women are socialized to make men feel good. We’re socialized to “let you down...
– The art of “no.” « CaptainAwkward.com (via delascielo)
my life
(via smashedwordbrokenopen)
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