February 2012
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Feb 1st
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Bacon and Egg Savory Cupcakes Recipe (click) →
Someone I follow posted this a while ago and I wanted to share it. (Sorry, I don’t remember who!) This looks so delicious and seems pretty easy (and cheap).
Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
when I'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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“Shouldn’t we hold out for the person that doesn’t just tolerate our...”
– Ted Mosby- How I Met Your Mother (via makethislasttakeitslow)
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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I used this joke in my stand-up comedy routine...
sativalungs: after i have sex with a girl, i want her to be like my mailbox: outside of my house. 
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Jan 24th
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Is This What The TSA Means By 'Zero Tolerance'?... →
This is absurd. If you let TSA agents keep “change” that passengers leave behind, of course they’re going to feel inclined to go by the “finders keepers” adage. I flew on New Year’s Eve and they confiscated my novelty duct tape. It was covered in a cute skull pattern and I was going to use it for some art projects. It was a Christmas present, too, so I was...
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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The Onion: Arizona Iced Tea Unveils New... →
I wish!! Thanks to Hillary for this.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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“Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.”
– Oscar Wilde (via thecommonunground)
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Jan 21st
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Jan 17th
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Jan 15th
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Food Porn (click) →
This is my new favorite phrase.
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Oh Hey, MyRoughLife Posted My Problem!!
myroughlife1: I plugged in my hair straightener but forgot to turn it on and now I have to wait, again, for it to heat up. -kashroom
Jan 15th
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