November 2011
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Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
– ~ Albert Einstein
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I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese...
Same.
Also, people never get what I’m talking about when I say this.
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I gave myself a foot rub with lotion when I got home from the club last night at 6am. See? I don’t need a man.
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I wish Tumblr
was around when I was younger. All I had were stupid AOL chat rooms. a/s/l?
Just sayin’…
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The kids have it all figured out.
valium-myfavoritecolor:kaffrun:rocknrollercoaster:
I have a lot in common with these girls.
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Hell’s empty.
All the devils are here.
– ~ William Shakespeare
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devinsaywhaa:
attractive person gives you a compliment
begin planning your future together
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jewphemism:
jewphemism:
there are two types of girls
ones that like receiving cunnilingus after a morning of smoking marijuana and filthy goddamn liars
i am glad everyone’s in agreement
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I'll probably end up marrying food.
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Essentially, the idea of a “slut” is a myth told to women to keep them in their...
– The Slut Myth (via slothbrothel
)
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Fake MTV Boy Band Reunites -- We Want Our Show... →
U + ME = US
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Trying to lose weight...
Five minutes later:
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Girl At The Rock Show: What?
Me: I don't know
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