caraknightley: mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
dweebles: do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while we are the future
getoffmybloghoe: dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer nearby
tumbler-teen: who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
fasterfood: half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
janelwritespoetry: you never really know someone until you’ve read what they write at 3 am when loneliness consumes them but does not destroy them
soselfimportant: 4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
diirtyglam: yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
Just ‘cause some cute girl likes the same bizzaro crap you do… That doesn’t make...– Rachel, 500 Days of Summer (via prettyletd0wn)